1 00:00:02,734 --> 00:00:04,484 - ♪ I pull up ten deep ♪ 2 00:00:04,576 --> 00:00:06,116 ♪ I military the Jeep ♪ 3 00:00:06,218 --> 00:00:07,758 ♪ Summon the Grim Reaper ♪ 4 00:00:07,859 --> 00:00:09,359 ♪ Here's a message from me ♪ 5 00:00:09,461 --> 00:00:11,241 ♪ I know you thought it's all sweet ♪ 6 00:00:11,343 --> 00:00:13,093 ♪ But it ain't ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 7 00:00:13,185 --> 00:00:15,125 ♪ The picture that you paint don't quite fit the frame ♪ 8 00:00:15,227 --> 00:00:16,287 ♪ Yeah I go crazy ♪ 9 00:00:16,388 --> 00:00:17,608 - Okay. - ♪ I go stupid ♪ 10 00:00:17,709 --> 00:00:19,289 ♪ I go loco, I go dumb ♪ 11 00:00:19,391 --> 00:00:20,611 ♪ It's all 'bout where you at ♪ 12 00:00:20,712 --> 00:00:21,732 - Transpo has arrived. 13 00:00:21,833 --> 00:00:24,503 I repeat, transpo has arrived. 14 00:00:24,596 --> 00:00:27,776 - Copy. I am en route. I am en route. 15 00:00:27,879 --> 00:00:30,219 - ♪ Nah, I ain't the one, I ain't the two ♪ 16 00:00:30,321 --> 00:00:32,681 ♪ You gon' mess around and have me on the news ♪ 17 00:00:34,605 --> 00:00:36,225 - You think anyone saw me? - No. All clear. 18 00:00:36,327 --> 00:00:37,287 - All right, good, 'cause I'm a lawyer, you know. 19 00:00:37,368 --> 00:00:38,628 I--I uphold the law. 20 00:00:38,729 --> 00:00:40,349 - Yeah, as we break into David's apartment. 21 00:00:40,451 --> 00:00:44,721 I cannot believe that I allowed you guys to talk me into this. 22 00:00:44,815 --> 00:00:47,875 - This would've been a lot cooler if it wasn't a minivan. 23 00:00:47,978 --> 00:00:49,878 - Okay, but it's gonna get us to where we need to go, though. 24 00:00:49,980 --> 00:00:51,560 Okay? - Damn, girl. You movin' in? 25 00:00:51,662 --> 00:00:54,122 - Hardly. Tools of the trade. 26 00:00:54,224 --> 00:00:57,014 I got a blacklight, luminol, 27 00:00:57,107 --> 00:01:00,247 rubber gloves, magnifying glass, hazmat suit-- 28 00:01:00,350 --> 00:01:02,250 - I'm sorry. Is that a microscope? 29 00:01:02,352 --> 00:01:03,932 - No hunch too big. No evidence too small. 30 00:01:04,034 --> 00:01:05,024 I like that. 31 00:01:05,115 --> 00:01:06,975 - Go! Go! Go! - What? 32 00:01:07,077 --> 00:01:07,937 - What? - What? 33 00:01:08,038 --> 00:01:09,658 [all screaming] 34 00:01:09,759 --> 00:01:11,259 - [laughs] 35 00:01:11,361 --> 00:01:12,821 I just always wanted to do that. 36 00:01:12,922 --> 00:01:15,312 - Ohh, God, Hazel. 37 00:01:15,405 --> 00:01:19,225 - Whoo. Oh, my God, Hazel. 38 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:22,109 - All right. The men are confirmed gone. 39 00:01:22,212 --> 00:01:24,192 We got a long drive and an investigation 40 00:01:24,294 --> 00:01:26,044 ahead of us, so let's roll. 41 00:01:26,135 --> 00:01:28,135 - Ladies, sunglasses. 42 00:01:31,821 --> 00:01:33,121 Oh, and seat belts. Safety first, everybody. 43 00:01:33,222 --> 00:01:34,602 Seat belts. - Oh yeah. 44 00:01:34,704 --> 00:01:36,814 - Gotta really give it some-- get into the slack. 45 00:01:36,906 --> 00:01:38,206 - Can't... - Okay. 46 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:39,607 - Just one second. - Okay. 47 00:01:39,708 --> 00:01:41,288 - Let's go! 48 00:01:41,390 --> 00:01:43,970 - ♪ Beep-beep, is that my bestie in a Tessie? ♪ 49 00:01:44,073 --> 00:01:45,253 [tires squealing] 50 00:01:45,354 --> 00:01:46,464 - Skin on tan, ooh, she ready ♪ 51 00:01:46,555 --> 00:01:48,735 ♪ You look goodt, with a T at the end ♪ 52 00:01:48,837 --> 00:01:52,377 ♪ I'ma hype her every time, that my mother[...] friend ♪ 53 00:01:52,481 --> 00:01:54,381 ♪ ♪ 54 00:01:54,483 --> 00:01:56,833 - Gotta disable that. 55 00:01:56,925 --> 00:01:59,985 Gotta disconnect that. And gotta hack that. 56 00:02:00,088 --> 00:02:02,028 - Damn, kids today really know their tech. 57 00:02:02,130 --> 00:02:03,870 I could barely work a Roku. 58 00:02:03,972 --> 00:02:05,872 - David and Gary's last scheduled event 59 00:02:05,974 --> 00:02:07,284 ends at 10:00 p.m., 60 00:02:07,375 --> 00:02:09,835 so we've gotta be outta here by 2300 hours. 61 00:02:09,938 --> 00:02:12,718 - In English, honey. all: 11:00. 62 00:02:12,821 --> 00:02:15,841 - Clock is ticking, so let's get going. 63 00:02:15,944 --> 00:02:19,774 I want anything and everything that points to cheating. 64 00:02:19,867 --> 00:02:21,987 We leave no stone unturned. 65 00:02:28,115 --> 00:02:30,735 - Aww, Hazel, now look. It's the wedding picture. 66 00:02:30,838 --> 00:02:32,298 She was so beautiful that night. 67 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:35,580 They look like the Obamas but with less money. 68 00:02:35,683 --> 00:02:39,033 Oh, look at Megan Wegan. 69 00:02:39,126 --> 00:02:42,246 She's really grown into her body, mostly her ears. 70 00:02:44,571 --> 00:02:46,751 Oh, God. What am I doing? 71 00:02:46,854 --> 00:02:48,084 - You're supposed to be in the bedroom 72 00:02:48,175 --> 00:02:49,355 searching like we discussed. 73 00:02:49,456 --> 00:02:51,716 - No, I mean what am I actually doing? 74 00:02:51,818 --> 00:02:55,118 I just broke into my best friend's husband's apartment 75 00:02:55,222 --> 00:02:56,922 to try and find some evidence to, 76 00:02:57,023 --> 00:02:58,933 like, destroy their marriage or some shit? 77 00:02:59,025 --> 00:03:01,005 Like, what am I doing? 78 00:03:01,107 --> 00:03:03,647 - I look cute in this, right? - Hazel! 79 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:05,490 Stop TikToking, bitch. 80 00:03:05,592 --> 00:03:07,772 Are you serious? This is your idea! 81 00:03:07,874 --> 00:03:09,624 We're supposed to be doing shit! 82 00:03:09,716 --> 00:03:12,576 - Their marriage is not over. Ari will just know the truth, 83 00:03:12,679 --> 00:03:14,899 and she will be able to make a more informed decision. 84 00:03:15,001 --> 00:03:18,221 - Yeah, but if you and you and you and you guys all think 85 00:03:18,324 --> 00:03:19,874 that he's guilty, which means that, like, 86 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:21,866 he probably has cheated, then we have to find evidence. 87 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:24,868 But do we even need evidence to, like, ruin a family? 88 00:03:24,971 --> 00:03:27,071 - Bree, you're spiraling, all right? 89 00:03:27,173 --> 00:03:29,763 You are a surgeon. You are a mother. 90 00:03:29,855 --> 00:03:32,475 Get it together. All right? We're gonna do a search. 91 00:03:32,578 --> 00:03:33,598 We're gonna get you some answers. 92 00:03:33,699 --> 00:03:35,159 We're gonna see what we find. 93 00:03:35,261 --> 00:03:36,481 - Yeah, and whatever happens 94 00:03:36,582 --> 00:03:40,492 we are going to be there for our girl. 95 00:03:40,586 --> 00:03:43,086 - Okay. Okay. 96 00:03:43,188 --> 00:03:44,808 Sorry, I have to count backwards from 100 to really, 97 00:03:44,910 --> 00:03:46,610 like, take it down sometimes, but thank you so much. 98 00:03:46,712 --> 00:03:48,252 I really needed you guys to check in with me right there, 99 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:50,263 but also, don't ever do that shit again. 100 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:51,735 Respect your elders. 101 00:03:51,837 --> 00:03:54,137 All right, bitches. Let's turn this shit up. 102 00:03:54,239 --> 00:03:55,619 - Oh, look. There's candy. 103 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:57,720 - Hazel, focus. 104 00:04:00,765 --> 00:04:02,705 - Get in there and make those connections. 105 00:04:02,807 --> 00:04:05,107 Brother-to-brother. - Hello. 106 00:04:05,210 --> 00:04:07,630 - Welcome, brother! - Hey, thank you. 107 00:04:07,732 --> 00:04:09,232 - You ready to make some meaningful connections 108 00:04:09,334 --> 00:04:10,924 with your fellow man and with yourself. 109 00:04:11,015 --> 00:04:13,395 - Yes. Actually, I'm here to write a piece 110 00:04:13,498 --> 00:04:15,158 on one of the speakers. I'm a writer. 111 00:04:15,259 --> 00:04:17,759 Mostly I do science fiction. You know, sci-fi. 112 00:04:17,862 --> 00:04:20,452 This is my first non-fi piece. I'm--I'm kidding. 113 00:04:20,545 --> 00:04:22,725 Anyway, embrace the challenge, right? 114 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:24,487 - I like that spirit. What's your name? 115 00:04:24,588 --> 00:04:26,448 - Gary Washington. 116 00:04:26,550 --> 00:04:29,610 - Washington. 117 00:04:29,713 --> 00:04:33,263 Huh, doesn't look like you're registered, Gary Washington. 118 00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:35,457 We strive to help men make meaningful connections 119 00:04:35,559 --> 00:04:37,339 after they've paid the nonrefundable fee. 120 00:04:37,441 --> 00:04:38,861 - You know what? Try David Montgomery. 121 00:04:38,962 --> 00:04:40,462 That's the person that I'm writing about. 122 00:04:40,564 --> 00:04:42,954 I did mention I was doing a profile piece? 123 00:04:43,046 --> 00:04:44,586 - You did. - Okay, cool. 124 00:04:44,688 --> 00:04:47,668 - Oh, here we go. - Here it is. 125 00:04:47,771 --> 00:04:53,761 - Okay. Boom. - Oh. Uh, okay. 126 00:04:53,857 --> 00:04:57,477 - In the end, I realize that denying the pain 127 00:04:57,580 --> 00:05:00,760 was a way of keeping myself on the battlefield. 128 00:05:00,864 --> 00:05:05,734 Admitting weakness was the bravest thing I ever did. 129 00:05:05,828 --> 00:05:07,008 Thank you. 130 00:05:07,110 --> 00:05:11,210 [applause] 131 00:05:11,314 --> 00:05:15,224 - I'm Ernest. - Oh, okay. 132 00:05:15,318 --> 00:05:16,778 - I'm a father. 133 00:05:16,879 --> 00:05:18,739 I'm a son. 134 00:05:18,841 --> 00:05:20,661 I'm a lover. 135 00:05:20,763 --> 00:05:21,903 - Oh, okay. 136 00:05:22,004 --> 00:05:23,554 - I'm a fighter. 137 00:05:23,646 --> 00:05:25,226 - Okay. 138 00:05:25,327 --> 00:05:29,747 - And a music maker. - Oh, wow. Okay. Cool. 139 00:05:29,852 --> 00:05:33,482 - And you? - Hmm? Oh, I'm Gary. Yeah. 140 00:05:33,575 --> 00:05:37,995 - But who are you? - I'm Gary. Ow. 141 00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:41,840 - Now, please welcome New York State Senator David Montgomery. 142 00:05:41,943 --> 00:05:44,013 [applause] 143 00:05:44,106 --> 00:05:47,886 - Ha-ha-ha-ha. 144 00:05:47,989 --> 00:05:49,369 - Thank you. 145 00:05:49,471 --> 00:05:52,871 I wanna talk today about the enemy inside all of us... 146 00:05:55,116 --> 00:05:58,616 About overcoming obstacles so you can get the career 147 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:03,600 you want and resist your Mr. Resistor. 148 00:06:05,446 --> 00:06:08,386 Now, let me break this down for you in ten easy steps. 149 00:06:08,489 --> 00:06:11,109 One, have a dream. 150 00:06:11,212 --> 00:06:13,712 Two, establish a plan. Three. 151 00:06:13,814 --> 00:06:16,244 - I can't do this. - Oh, no, no, he just started. 152 00:06:16,337 --> 00:06:17,317 He's got ten. 153 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:19,278 - I came here to cry, Gary, 154 00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:21,360 not listen to some suit try to sell me vitamins. 155 00:06:21,462 --> 00:06:23,002 - Oh, no, he's not selling vitamins. 156 00:06:23,103 --> 00:06:24,413 He's got a ten-step-- 157 00:06:24,505 --> 00:06:25,685 - You wanna go throw axes 158 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:27,686 and talk about what really scares us? 159 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:30,608 - No, I'ma let you go throw axes. 160 00:06:30,711 --> 00:06:32,711 - I'll catch you at the group hug. 161 00:06:33,273 --> 00:06:36,803 - Damn it, I don't see shit. 162 00:06:39,359 --> 00:06:44,379 - Hazel! What are you doing? - He may not be cheating, 163 00:06:44,484 --> 00:06:48,674 but a man who organizes his shirts in color progression 164 00:06:48,768 --> 00:06:50,948 has a dead body somewhere. I know it. 165 00:06:51,051 --> 00:06:53,951 - Oh, this is on some definite Dexter Morgan shit. 166 00:06:54,053 --> 00:06:58,283 - Now, you know what? It's time to bring out the big guns. 167 00:06:58,378 --> 00:07:00,678 Hazel, cut the lights. 168 00:07:00,780 --> 00:07:02,640 - What is that? - A sperm light. 169 00:07:02,742 --> 00:07:04,742 Ahh! 170 00:07:05,585 --> 00:07:11,405 Ahh! 171 00:07:11,510 --> 00:07:12,850 Look at him. 172 00:07:12,952 --> 00:07:14,972 Hmm. All right, he might be a little kinky. 173 00:07:15,074 --> 00:07:19,424 Maybe he likes it on the floor! Or on the dresser! 174 00:07:19,518 --> 00:07:21,218 - Okay, Eartha Kitt. 175 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:23,460 I understand that you trying to be Catwoman right now, 176 00:07:23,562 --> 00:07:24,902 and I really do appreciate it, 177 00:07:25,003 --> 00:07:26,513 but this is David we're talking about. 178 00:07:26,605 --> 00:07:27,785 It's gonna be on the right side of the bed. 179 00:07:27,886 --> 00:07:31,066 Maybe on the side side of the bed. 180 00:07:31,169 --> 00:07:33,169 - [purrs] 181 00:07:37,015 --> 00:07:39,435 - Bam! I'm just sayin'. 182 00:07:39,538 --> 00:07:41,318 I'm comin' through for you hos right now. 183 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:44,079 Yes. Mm-hmm. Right here. That's right. 184 00:07:44,182 --> 00:07:46,812 Bree got the clutch. That's right. I keep it breezy. 185 00:07:46,905 --> 00:07:49,325 I'm a natural born leader. Excuse me. 186 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:51,527 You better come to your girl when you wanna find some shit. 187 00:07:51,629 --> 00:07:53,129 This necklace right here. 188 00:07:53,231 --> 00:07:56,611 Uh-huh, this is for the side piece. 189 00:07:56,714 --> 00:08:00,144 - "Here's an early graduation gift for Megan. 190 00:08:00,238 --> 00:08:02,458 "Found it as I was cleaning out the attic. 191 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:06,140 Love, Aunt Tilda." Mm-hmm. 192 00:08:06,243 --> 00:08:10,273 - Unless David's smashing Aunt Tilda, you got zip. 193 00:08:10,367 --> 00:08:12,067 - Shut up. - All right, look. 194 00:08:12,169 --> 00:08:14,149 At the risk of sounding a little bit bitchy, 195 00:08:14,251 --> 00:08:15,831 could you two, like, 196 00:08:15,933 --> 00:08:19,323 lean into your adultery expertises a little? 197 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:23,356 - Excuse me? Lean in to our expertise? 198 00:08:23,460 --> 00:08:25,880 Uh-uh. That sounded bitchy. 199 00:08:25,983 --> 00:08:28,453 - Girl, I married your father. 200 00:08:28,545 --> 00:08:31,645 I do not have experience in finding proof. 201 00:08:31,748 --> 00:08:33,968 I have experience in ignoring it. 202 00:08:34,070 --> 00:08:36,070 - Jackpot. 203 00:08:39,275 --> 00:08:42,375 Ladies, exhibit A. 204 00:08:42,479 --> 00:08:45,619 Shea Moisture Moringa Avocado. 205 00:08:45,722 --> 00:08:46,942 - I wanna smell it. 206 00:08:47,043 --> 00:08:49,633 - Oh, I've been dying to use that. 207 00:08:49,726 --> 00:08:51,826 It's really good and expensive. 208 00:08:51,928 --> 00:08:55,788 - There's a hint of musk and avocado. 209 00:08:55,892 --> 00:08:57,672 - David's got good taste. You know what I mean? 210 00:08:57,773 --> 00:08:59,923 If it's good enough for him, it's good enough for me. 211 00:09:00,016 --> 00:09:04,476 - Except David-- - Ah, shit. 212 00:09:04,580 --> 00:09:07,280 all: Doesn't have hair! 213 00:09:07,383 --> 00:09:10,213 - He's a black Kojak. 214 00:09:10,306 --> 00:09:14,346 - This is bitch shit. 215 00:09:19,474 --> 00:09:20,364 - This is all the evidence we need. 216 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:21,775 - I have seen this before. 217 00:09:21,877 --> 00:09:24,257 Derek explained away a lot of shit with "Baby, 218 00:09:24,359 --> 00:09:25,579 it's a gift for you." 219 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:28,340 - Excuse me, this is 2/3 full or empty. 220 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:29,953 I can't remember which. 221 00:09:30,045 --> 00:09:32,705 But this is definitely proof that he's cheating. 222 00:09:32,807 --> 00:09:35,987 - Jackpot, ladies. 223 00:09:36,091 --> 00:09:38,111 I hacked into David's bank account. 224 00:09:38,213 --> 00:09:40,483 - Whoa, you are scary. 225 00:09:40,575 --> 00:09:43,155 - Damn. - Thanks. 226 00:09:43,258 --> 00:09:45,198 Looks like David makes a monthly payment 227 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:47,400 to sensualromances.com. 228 00:09:47,502 --> 00:09:50,242 - Ooh, you should go to the site. 229 00:09:50,344 --> 00:09:52,794 For research. 230 00:09:55,309 --> 00:09:57,569 - Yep, it's porn. - Oh, wow. 231 00:09:57,672 --> 00:10:01,142 Yeah, that's definitely--oh, how does she bend like--oh. 232 00:10:01,235 --> 00:10:05,175 - Okay, he's paying for porn? That is shady, okay? 233 00:10:05,279 --> 00:10:06,779 He's probably playing it for his mistress. 234 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:08,780 - Stand down, Mindhunter. 235 00:10:08,882 --> 00:10:12,032 Ari told me that David pays for porn, 236 00:10:12,126 --> 00:10:14,706 because he finds the pop-up ads are distracting. 237 00:10:14,808 --> 00:10:17,028 - That's true. They're distracting. 238 00:10:17,130 --> 00:10:18,990 - What is wrong with everybody? 239 00:10:19,092 --> 00:10:22,042 - All right, well, how about weekly identical payments 240 00:10:22,135 --> 00:10:24,235 to something called Love Me Long Thai? 241 00:10:24,337 --> 00:10:28,077 - Damn, he's really into some stuff. 242 00:10:28,181 --> 00:10:30,801 - Oh, no, actually, that is just a Thai restaurant. 243 00:10:30,904 --> 00:10:33,454 - Hmm, Love Me Long Thai. - Oh, wait a minute. Shit. 244 00:10:33,546 --> 00:10:35,286 Gary is FaceTiming me. I gotta pick it up. 245 00:10:35,388 --> 00:10:37,248 You guys be quiet, okay? - No, just decline the call. 246 00:10:37,350 --> 00:10:39,170 - Yeah. - I cannot decline the call. 247 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:40,892 We are married, happily married, 248 00:10:40,994 --> 00:10:42,064 and he's gonna know something's wrong 249 00:10:42,155 --> 00:10:43,655 if I don't pick up the call. 250 00:10:43,756 --> 00:10:44,756 Plus, he's like really nervous about this trip. 251 00:10:44,837 --> 00:10:49,297 You guys just be quiet, okay? 252 00:10:49,402 --> 00:10:52,352 - Hey, babe! What's up? - Baby! 253 00:10:52,445 --> 00:10:55,785 Oh, it's so good to see your face. I miss you. 254 00:10:55,888 --> 00:10:57,268 - I miss you too. 255 00:10:57,369 --> 00:10:58,589 Come on, Gar Bear, you know I love you so much. 256 00:10:58,691 --> 00:11:00,391 It's been, like, two hours though. 257 00:11:00,492 --> 00:11:02,152 - I know. I know. How are the kids? 258 00:11:02,254 --> 00:11:03,644 Can I see 'em? 259 00:11:03,736 --> 00:11:05,476 - The kids? Our kids? You wanna see our kids. 260 00:11:05,577 --> 00:11:08,117 Our son and daughter that we have made together. 261 00:11:08,220 --> 00:11:09,840 You wanna see them. 262 00:11:09,942 --> 00:11:11,402 It's so funny, because they're so busy right now. 263 00:11:11,503 --> 00:11:13,253 They're playing the blanket game, 264 00:11:13,345 --> 00:11:15,345 and they can't wait to show you. 265 00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:20,490 - Really? 'Cause it's just-- 'cause they're just so quiet. 266 00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:21,892 - Quiet? Oh, no. 267 00:11:21,993 --> 00:11:23,503 They're not quiet. They're loud. 268 00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:24,715 They're just listening to Michael Jackson. 269 00:11:24,796 --> 00:11:26,336 [all giggling] 270 00:11:26,438 --> 00:11:27,938 - Okay, now--now, they sound weird, baby. 271 00:11:28,039 --> 00:11:29,499 Is everything okay? 272 00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:31,221 - Yeah, Gar Bear, everything is great, okay? 273 00:11:31,322 --> 00:11:33,632 You're supposed to be on a getaway. Now get away. 274 00:11:33,725 --> 00:11:35,145 Love you so much. Mwah! 275 00:11:35,246 --> 00:11:36,866 - I just wanted to say I love y--okay. 276 00:11:36,968 --> 00:11:41,268 - The ending of Armageddon. When the Patriots lose. 277 00:11:41,372 --> 00:11:43,192 When you disappoint your third son. 278 00:11:43,294 --> 00:11:45,584 When your dog dies! 279 00:11:48,659 --> 00:11:49,559 - Oh! - Gary. 280 00:11:49,660 --> 00:11:51,120 - Huh? One second. 281 00:11:51,222 --> 00:11:52,522 Okay, okay, I'll be back. I'll be back. 282 00:11:52,623 --> 00:11:54,373 Keep trying. Keep trying. Keep trying. 283 00:11:54,465 --> 00:11:56,605 Dawg, that was a great talk in there, man. 284 00:11:56,707 --> 00:11:57,967 - Was it? - Mm-hmm. 285 00:11:58,068 --> 00:12:00,968 - No, no, no. I tanked, Gary. - Uh... 286 00:12:01,071 --> 00:12:02,531 - Yeah, I don't think this is my scene. 287 00:12:02,633 --> 00:12:05,463 I--I should bounce. My pollsters are right. 288 00:12:05,556 --> 00:12:07,616 Women love me, of course, but with men, 289 00:12:07,718 --> 00:12:09,618 I'm not somebody they want to have a beer with. 290 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:11,940 - No, no. I would definitely have a beer with you, man. 291 00:12:12,042 --> 00:12:13,542 You can't leave. There's like 292 00:12:13,643 --> 00:12:15,393 a shit ton of stuff that you're good at. 293 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,225 They have a psychological obstacle course. 294 00:12:17,327 --> 00:12:18,707 I don't know that that means, 295 00:12:18,808 --> 00:12:21,748 and then, oh, it's a rap battle. Okay? 296 00:12:21,851 --> 00:12:23,071 And I've seen you at a karaoke. 297 00:12:23,173 --> 00:12:24,313 I know you can spit a little bit. 298 00:12:24,414 --> 00:12:26,284 - Wait, di--did you just say rap battle? 299 00:12:26,376 --> 00:12:27,636 - I did say rap battle. 300 00:12:27,737 --> 00:12:30,197 - Oh, hell yeah. Hell yeah. I'm in. 301 00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:33,760 - [lips fluttering] 302 00:12:33,863 --> 00:12:36,733 [peaceful music] 303 00:12:36,826 --> 00:12:43,166 ♪ ♪ 304 00:12:43,272 --> 00:12:45,822 - ♪ Buffalo gal won't you come out tonight ♪ 305 00:12:45,915 --> 00:12:48,575 ♪ Come out tonight, come out tonight ♪ 306 00:12:48,677 --> 00:12:50,977 ♪ Buffalo gal won't you come out tonight ♪ 307 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:53,820 ♪ And dance by the light of the moon ♪ 308 00:12:53,923 --> 00:12:55,743 - What is it? I'm at yoga. 309 00:12:55,844 --> 00:12:57,714 - It's Nigel! 310 00:12:57,806 --> 00:13:01,146 I'm out of town, and he hasn't responded to my text. 311 00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:06,920 Maybe he's dead or kidnapped or trapped underneath my coats. 312 00:13:07,015 --> 00:13:10,075 I need you to go over there. It's an emergency. 313 00:13:10,178 --> 00:13:12,318 - A few hours without a text is not an emergency. 314 00:13:12,420 --> 00:13:15,600 Grandma, may I remind you, today is Saturday. 315 00:13:15,704 --> 00:13:19,934 - Ugh! May I remind you that I sign your paychecks. 316 00:13:20,028 --> 00:13:22,288 I need you to get over there right now 317 00:13:22,390 --> 00:13:25,050 or don't bother comin' in on Monday. 318 00:13:25,153 --> 00:13:28,643 - Namaste. - Do what I say. 319 00:13:31,719 --> 00:13:35,619 What? 320 00:13:35,723 --> 00:13:38,613 Ooh. 321 00:13:43,611 --> 00:13:46,451 [gasps] Oh. 322 00:13:50,658 --> 00:13:56,158 - Soydelish. Huh, no sugar. Nice. 323 00:13:56,263 --> 00:13:59,293 Hey, what's up with this Love Me Long Thai? 324 00:13:59,386 --> 00:14:02,266 - Let's call 'em and find out. - That's a good idea. 325 00:14:09,035 --> 00:14:10,335 - Love Me Long Thai restaurant. 326 00:14:10,437 --> 00:14:12,897 I can take your order. What would you like? 327 00:14:12,999 --> 00:14:15,419 - Hi, I'm not sure. 328 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,862 My husband, Senator David Montgomery, 329 00:14:17,964 --> 00:14:20,114 says you have the best Thai food in town. 330 00:14:20,206 --> 00:14:21,626 - Oh, yes. 331 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:23,428 We love your husband. He's a regular here. 332 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,989 - Well, I'm not sure what to order for dinner 333 00:14:26,092 --> 00:14:28,192 since he's always there for lunch. 334 00:14:28,294 --> 00:14:30,524 - Lunch? No, he comes for dinner. 335 00:14:30,616 --> 00:14:33,196 He loves our chili pepper oysters with asparagus. 336 00:14:33,299 --> 00:14:34,719 - Interesting. 337 00:14:34,820 --> 00:14:37,280 All aphrodisiacs, hmm. Well, I'm sure it's hard 338 00:14:37,383 --> 00:14:40,213 to find a good business dinner spot. 339 00:14:40,306 --> 00:14:45,126 - Not business dinners. He always brings his laptop. 340 00:14:45,230 --> 00:14:47,090 So sad. So alone. 341 00:14:47,192 --> 00:14:49,622 He tells us he misses you, his wife. 342 00:14:49,715 --> 00:14:51,375 You should come with him. 343 00:14:51,477 --> 00:14:53,977 - Well, thanks. Actually, I'm not hungry anymore. 344 00:14:54,079 --> 00:14:57,379 We'll rain check for later, okay? Bye. 345 00:14:57,482 --> 00:14:59,022 - [clears throat] 346 00:14:59,124 --> 00:15:01,474 How's it going? - A dead end. 347 00:15:01,566 --> 00:15:03,346 The Thai place is playing marriage counselor. 348 00:15:03,448 --> 00:15:05,148 - You'll never believe what I found. 349 00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:07,110 Holy birth control, Batman. 350 00:15:07,212 --> 00:15:09,312 - Oh, shit, and it's already used. 351 00:15:09,414 --> 00:15:11,964 - Frequently and recently. 352 00:15:12,057 --> 00:15:13,477 - [laughs] 353 00:15:13,578 --> 00:15:14,478 Wait... - [whispers indistinctly] 354 00:15:14,579 --> 00:15:15,559 - Oh, shit. - Hide. 355 00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:17,160 Hide, hide, hide. 356 00:15:17,262 --> 00:15:18,802 Where are we gonna hide? 357 00:15:18,903 --> 00:15:22,273 I don't--This isn't my house. I don't know where to hide. 358 00:15:26,230 --> 00:15:28,230 [indistinct whispering] 359 00:15:34,799 --> 00:15:35,739 - Get down. 360 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:39,320 - [humming] 361 00:15:52,896 --> 00:15:54,896 - It's Vanessa. 362 00:15:56,059 --> 00:15:57,439 - Is that David? 363 00:15:57,541 --> 00:16:00,981 - I know I shouldn't be doing this. 364 00:16:09,913 --> 00:16:11,333 - The nerve! - Whore! 365 00:16:11,434 --> 00:16:13,064 - [screams] - Ohh! 366 00:16:13,156 --> 00:16:14,696 - You should be ashamed of yourself! 367 00:16:14,797 --> 00:16:17,177 - Someone just called me a whore. 368 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,060 - It was me. - And me. 369 00:16:19,162 --> 00:16:21,942 - What the fuck? - What the hell is going on? 370 00:16:22,044 --> 00:16:24,114 - You tell us. What are you doing in David's apartment? 371 00:16:24,206 --> 00:16:25,586 - With your titties hanging all out. 372 00:16:25,688 --> 00:16:26,988 - Mm-hmm. - This doesn't look like work. 373 00:16:27,089 --> 00:16:28,349 - Excuse me, menudo. 374 00:16:28,451 --> 00:16:30,231 Who is this? - What's up? I'm Javier. 375 00:16:30,332 --> 00:16:33,002 I'm just--oh, shit. 376 00:16:33,095 --> 00:16:34,755 Are you Hazel Rachelle? 377 00:16:34,857 --> 00:16:37,557 My mom is such a fan. Can I get a picture? 378 00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:39,240 - Maybe later. - No pics, Bruno Mars! 379 00:16:39,341 --> 00:16:40,601 And pull your pants up, boy! 380 00:16:40,702 --> 00:16:42,402 I can see your medium-sized dick right now. 381 00:16:42,504 --> 00:16:43,774 It's too much! 382 00:16:43,866 --> 00:16:46,486 What in the entire hell is going on here? 383 00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:49,568 - Wait, wait, did Ari send you guys to spy on me? 384 00:16:49,671 --> 00:16:51,691 - Oh, no, no, no. The real question is, 385 00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:53,903 what are you doing in a married man's apartment 386 00:16:53,995 --> 00:16:55,495 with another man? 387 00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,657 - What's she talking about? What married man? 388 00:16:57,759 --> 00:16:59,379 - David's my boss. 389 00:16:59,481 --> 00:17:01,941 - Whore! - Bree, try another word. 390 00:17:02,043 --> 00:17:03,633 Like slut. Go get it. 391 00:17:03,725 --> 00:17:04,785 - Okay. - Use that. 392 00:17:04,886 --> 00:17:06,426 - Slut! - Oh, that's good. 393 00:17:06,528 --> 00:17:10,268 - Look, this is my boyfriend, Javier, okay? 394 00:17:10,371 --> 00:17:11,991 Well, ex-boyfriend. 395 00:17:12,093 --> 00:17:14,483 We're kind of in an entanglement. 396 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:18,035 Look, I can't exactly hook up in my place, you know? 397 00:17:18,139 --> 00:17:20,519 I'm so sorry. Please don't tell David. 398 00:17:20,621 --> 00:17:22,281 I'm begging you, please. 399 00:17:22,383 --> 00:17:24,933 - We won't as long as you cooperate. 400 00:17:25,025 --> 00:17:29,805 - Yeah, we--we have a few other questions. 401 00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:31,250 You're not in the clear yet. 402 00:17:31,352 --> 00:17:35,022 - Oh, God, this is so embarrassing. 403 00:17:35,115 --> 00:17:37,935 And oh, my God, there's a woman on the ceiling! 404 00:17:38,038 --> 00:17:39,458 - Ooh! - Ooh! 405 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:41,260 - What? - Oh, shit! 406 00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:43,021 I didn't know I could do that. 407 00:17:43,123 --> 00:17:46,513 - I'm so impressed. - You are jumping like you 408 00:17:46,606 --> 00:17:48,586 have health insurance, and I know you don't. 409 00:17:48,688 --> 00:17:51,068 - I don't. - Hey, you know, uh, 410 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:52,671 me crushing this rap battle 411 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,512 could make for a great ending for the article, right? 412 00:17:54,614 --> 00:17:57,004 - Oh, it'll be an awesome ending for the article, dude. 413 00:17:57,097 --> 00:17:59,837 Come on, man. You got this. 414 00:17:59,939 --> 00:18:01,839 - ♪ First thing's first, watch your tone ♪ 415 00:18:01,941 --> 00:18:03,601 ♪ You're talking to a senator ♪ 416 00:18:03,703 --> 00:18:06,413 ♪ You really should be honored that I'm your competitor ♪ 417 00:18:06,506 --> 00:18:08,886 ♪ But let's me real, man, there's no competition ♪ 418 00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:10,488 ♪ What's your job? Being a nanny? ♪ 419 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,530 ♪ Well, I'm a politician ♪ 420 00:18:11,631 --> 00:18:12,851 ♪ I'm in a different league ♪ 421 00:18:12,952 --> 00:18:14,572 ♪ You don't fit in my circle ♪ 422 00:18:14,674 --> 00:18:15,904 ♪ Can't believe I came to battle ♪ 423 00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,295 ♪ And y'all gave me Urkel ♪ 424 00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:18,616 ♪ I wear the best suits ♪ 425 00:18:18,718 --> 00:18:20,058 ♪ I'm a success, it's true ♪ 426 00:18:20,159 --> 00:18:21,619 ♪ But tell me why's it look like your mom ♪ 427 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,220 ♪ Still dresses you ♪ 428 00:18:23,322 --> 00:18:25,912 ♪ Feel me? Now, everybody, look at him close up ♪ 429 00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:28,785 ♪ Ain't he the type to try to talk to girls but froze up? ♪ 430 00:18:28,887 --> 00:18:31,147 ♪ This isn't personal, I gotta do what I must ♪ 431 00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:33,950 ♪ Now RIP 'cause I just left you in the dust ♪ 432 00:18:34,052 --> 00:18:37,002 ♪ You dig? ♪ 433 00:18:37,095 --> 00:18:38,555 - ♪ Ooh ♪ 434 00:18:38,657 --> 00:18:39,677 ♪ Oh, you funny as hell which is fittin' ♪ 435 00:18:39,778 --> 00:18:41,118 ♪ 'Cause you're a joke ♪ 436 00:18:41,219 --> 00:18:43,239 ♪ This fake Barack Obama tryna act all woke ♪ 437 00:18:43,341 --> 00:18:44,921 ♪ Shouldn't have gotten me heated ♪ 438 00:18:45,023 --> 00:18:46,323 ♪ When you don't want any smoke ♪ 439 00:18:46,424 --> 00:18:47,694 ♪ You overstepped, it ain't workin' out ♪ 440 00:18:47,786 --> 00:18:49,086 ♪ Now they watchin' you choke ♪ 441 00:18:49,187 --> 00:18:50,447 ♪ Okay, my turn ♪ 442 00:18:50,548 --> 00:18:52,008 ♪ Let's look at him really close ♪ 443 00:18:52,110 --> 00:18:53,370 ♪ Don't he look like the type ♪ 444 00:18:53,471 --> 00:18:55,251 ♪ Whose wife be pickin' his clothes ♪ 445 00:18:55,353 --> 00:18:57,543 ♪ If he was any more dependent, she'd be pickin' his nose ♪ 446 00:18:57,635 --> 00:18:58,975 ♪ His rap was wack ♪ 447 00:18:59,077 --> 00:19:00,657 ♪ Maybe she should be pickin' his flows ♪ 448 00:19:00,758 --> 00:19:02,578 ♪ Man, look at the way that I'm beatin' him ♪ 449 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,460 ♪ You really want it, come get it then ♪ 450 00:19:04,562 --> 00:19:06,782 ♪ Everybody's laughing at you like you're a damn comedian ♪ 451 00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:08,834 ♪ It's over. No need to wonder. Oh, yeah ♪ 452 00:19:08,926 --> 00:19:12,746 ♪ Your wife can pick the coffin when I put you six feet under ♪ 453 00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:15,630 [cheers and applause] 454 00:19:15,733 --> 00:19:18,083 - You got served! 455 00:19:18,175 --> 00:19:20,395 [cheers and applause] 456 00:19:20,498 --> 00:19:23,038 - And the name is Gary Washington! 457 00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:25,380 [cheers and applause] 458 00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:31,526 - Can I get you some Soydelish? 459 00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:32,728 - How would you like that? 460 00:19:32,829 --> 00:19:35,049 With a scoop of birth control? 461 00:19:35,152 --> 00:19:38,702 - Boom, bitch! We found it. Also, your body, your choice. 462 00:19:38,795 --> 00:19:40,775 - What am I on trial for? 463 00:19:40,877 --> 00:19:43,097 I already told you about Javier. 464 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,500 - Do we have to spell it out for you? 465 00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:46,821 - H-O-E. 466 00:19:46,923 --> 00:19:49,913 - Oh, my God. You think I'm sleeping with David. 467 00:19:50,006 --> 00:19:51,586 - You said it. 468 00:19:51,688 --> 00:19:53,748 - Okay, the optics aren't great, but I don't know. 469 00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:55,430 I must've left them earlier. 470 00:19:55,531 --> 00:19:58,071 - Earlier when? - Today. 471 00:19:58,174 --> 00:20:01,804 David asked me to come over and water his little finicky plants 472 00:20:01,898 --> 00:20:05,038 while he was gone. It's such a nice place. 473 00:20:05,141 --> 00:20:08,721 I live with three other people. My bed is in the living room. 474 00:20:08,824 --> 00:20:10,214 - So get a hotel. 475 00:20:10,306 --> 00:20:11,686 - I have student loans. 476 00:20:11,787 --> 00:20:14,647 - What about a motel? - Eww. That's nasty. 477 00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:16,330 - Yeah. - That is kinda nasty. 478 00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:19,012 - You're right. - I messed up by coming here. 479 00:20:19,114 --> 00:20:22,704 - Understatement. - Look, David is the best boss 480 00:20:22,798 --> 00:20:24,458 I've ever had, 481 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:27,060 and I can tell he's a great husband too. 482 00:20:27,162 --> 00:20:29,102 - Says the woman that's been married how many times? 483 00:20:29,204 --> 00:20:30,354 - Zip. Zero. 484 00:20:30,445 --> 00:20:31,665 - That's none. 485 00:20:31,767 --> 00:20:33,187 - When he's not talking about work, 486 00:20:33,288 --> 00:20:35,548 all he talks about is his family. 487 00:20:35,650 --> 00:20:37,390 - That is sweet. - That's so beautiful. 488 00:20:37,492 --> 00:20:40,042 - He's, like, loving. - Just like David. 489 00:20:40,135 --> 00:20:41,875 - Really? Don't fall for that. 490 00:20:41,977 --> 00:20:44,797 - She has not answered everything. 491 00:20:44,899 --> 00:20:48,119 - Yeah, cut the bullshit, Vanessa. 492 00:20:48,223 --> 00:20:50,493 What is this? 493 00:20:50,585 --> 00:20:52,845 - Oh, that is Shea Moisture. 494 00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:55,327 The moringa and avocado reconstructor. 495 00:20:55,430 --> 00:20:58,250 It's the best. Let me tell you, I use it all the time. 496 00:20:58,352 --> 00:20:59,852 - We know what it is! 497 00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:01,264 What the hell is it doing in David's apartment? 498 00:21:01,355 --> 00:21:03,615 - Seems like you've been using it. 499 00:21:03,718 --> 00:21:05,178 - What? 500 00:21:05,279 --> 00:21:08,059 No, no, no, I actually gave that to David, because-- 501 00:21:08,162 --> 00:21:11,432 - Because what? - Because it adds moisture. 502 00:21:11,525 --> 00:21:14,385 Okay, listen. I'm trying to correct a trend, 503 00:21:14,488 --> 00:21:17,808 because David has been polling as ashy. 504 00:21:20,454 --> 00:21:21,684 - All right, hold up. I'ma look this up 505 00:21:21,775 --> 00:21:24,595 on Gallup right now. Whoa, yep. 506 00:21:24,698 --> 00:21:27,958 It does seem that David is suffering from an ash factor. 507 00:21:28,061 --> 00:21:30,761 11% polled it as tragic. 508 00:21:30,864 --> 00:21:32,614 - Okay, I gotta take this. - Now? 509 00:21:32,706 --> 00:21:35,606 - What? Just ignore it. - I got shit going on too. 510 00:21:35,709 --> 00:21:38,649 And he does look ashy. 511 00:21:38,752 --> 00:21:41,252 - Damn. 512 00:21:41,354 --> 00:21:44,984 - Don't hang up. Don't hang up. Don't hang up. 513 00:21:45,078 --> 00:21:47,818 Hello? What's the tea? 514 00:21:47,921 --> 00:21:49,861 - There's no emergency. 515 00:21:49,962 --> 00:21:53,152 - Uh, so he's not trapped under a wine fridge 516 00:21:53,246 --> 00:21:55,466 just out of reach of his phone? 'Cause I figured 517 00:21:55,568 --> 00:21:58,588 that's the only way he wouldn't hit me back. 518 00:21:58,691 --> 00:22:00,311 - Well, here's another way. 519 00:22:00,413 --> 00:22:01,993 Maybe he doesn't want to talk to you right now, Hazel. 520 00:22:02,094 --> 00:22:04,324 Sometimes that happens. 521 00:22:04,417 --> 00:22:06,717 - He doesn't wanna talk to me! - Hazel. 522 00:22:06,819 --> 00:22:09,399 - He doesn't wanna talk-- - Hazel! 523 00:22:09,501 --> 00:22:13,091 Excuse me, but this is not our home, and we broke in, 524 00:22:13,185 --> 00:22:14,645 and you are just a Black woman 525 00:22:14,747 --> 00:22:17,647 yelling on a porch calling all the Karens! 526 00:22:17,749 --> 00:22:19,089 - Oh, you're right. You're right. You're right. 527 00:22:19,191 --> 00:22:20,691 - Yeah, you wanna be on the "Today Show?" Come on. 528 00:22:20,792 --> 00:22:24,022 - Okay. 529 00:22:24,116 --> 00:22:26,776 Where is low-budget Omarosa? 530 00:22:26,878 --> 00:22:28,218 - We let her leave. She's telling the truth 531 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,740 so no point in interrogating her anymore. 532 00:22:30,842 --> 00:22:32,982 - Hazel, who were you screaming at? 533 00:22:33,084 --> 00:22:35,034 - Curtis. Nigel and I had a fight, 534 00:22:35,126 --> 00:22:37,866 and he's acting like it's the end of the goddamn world. 535 00:22:37,969 --> 00:22:41,869 - Well, if you date a kid, expect him to act like a kid. 536 00:22:41,973 --> 00:22:44,883 - Can you warm me before you hit me with a truth bomb? 537 00:22:44,976 --> 00:22:46,236 - Oh, it's Gary. 538 00:22:46,337 --> 00:22:47,557 Okay, it's my turn on the porch. 539 00:22:47,658 --> 00:22:50,158 - You think I can use your services. 540 00:22:50,261 --> 00:22:53,121 - Tech? Yeah, I can help. 541 00:22:53,224 --> 00:22:54,774 - Hey, baby. - Hey, babe. 542 00:22:54,865 --> 00:22:57,165 David left the retreat. I think I pissed him off. 543 00:22:57,268 --> 00:22:58,648 - Oh, what now? 544 00:22:58,749 --> 00:23:00,409 - Hazel, what're you gonna do about Nigel? 545 00:23:00,511 --> 00:23:02,211 - You guys! You guys! Oh, my God! 546 00:23:02,313 --> 00:23:03,533 - What? - What is it? 547 00:23:03,634 --> 00:23:06,024 - Gary said that he gave David the beats! 548 00:23:06,116 --> 00:23:07,176 - What does that mean? 549 00:23:07,277 --> 00:23:09,017 - It means David is on his way now! 550 00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:10,399 He's coming here now! We've gotta clean all this up! 551 00:23:10,481 --> 00:23:11,941 [all screaming] 552 00:23:12,042 --> 00:23:13,662 - The laptop's on fire! 553 00:23:13,764 --> 00:23:16,114 - We need water! 554 00:23:16,206 --> 00:23:20,326 [all screaming] 555 00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:29,044 - Oh! 556 00:23:29,139 --> 00:23:30,519 - Flour? 557 00:23:30,620 --> 00:23:34,120 Who the hell puts out a fire with flour! 558 00:23:34,224 --> 00:23:36,374 - Girl, I'm sorry! I just saw sparks flying, 559 00:23:36,466 --> 00:23:37,686 and I grabbed the closest thing to me. 560 00:23:37,787 --> 00:23:41,407 - [sobbing] 561 00:23:41,511 --> 00:23:43,131 I'm gluten-free! 562 00:23:47,917 --> 00:23:50,137 - I mean, it's not leaving a mark. 563 00:23:50,239 --> 00:23:54,859 But it's definitely caked in there. 564 00:23:54,964 --> 00:23:56,754 - Oh, no. - It's in her hair. 565 00:23:56,846 --> 00:23:58,506 - Oh, shit. 566 00:23:58,607 --> 00:24:00,267 All right, we gotta do something quick 567 00:24:00,369 --> 00:24:02,389 'cause David's cell phone just pinged from 17 miles away. 568 00:24:02,491 --> 00:24:03,951 - Okay, okay, okay. 569 00:24:04,053 --> 00:24:05,673 We'll just send him some money on the Veen-mo, 570 00:24:05,774 --> 00:24:07,444 and then we can get the hell outta here. 571 00:24:07,536 --> 00:24:10,196 - Okay, Hazel, we can't "Veen-mo" him the money, 572 00:24:10,299 --> 00:24:12,399 'cause then he's gonna know it's us, bitch. 573 00:24:12,501 --> 00:24:14,921 - Well, you got a better idea, bitch? 574 00:24:15,023 --> 00:24:16,533 - Ladies, calm down. 575 00:24:16,625 --> 00:24:18,805 Since it already looks like a break-in, 576 00:24:18,907 --> 00:24:21,927 let's just lean all the way in and make it an actual break-in. 577 00:24:22,030 --> 00:24:23,330 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good idea. 578 00:24:23,431 --> 00:24:24,731 And then insurance will cover the damages. 579 00:24:24,833 --> 00:24:26,843 - And how are we supposed to do that? 580 00:24:27,916 --> 00:24:29,816 [zipper unzips] 581 00:24:29,918 --> 00:24:31,018 - ♪ You don't own me ♪ 582 00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:33,779 all: Ooh. Ohh. 583 00:24:33,882 --> 00:24:36,912 - Hell yeah. I could get down with this. 584 00:24:37,005 --> 00:24:40,705 - Ooh, it's hammer time. 585 00:24:40,808 --> 00:24:43,628 - Don't mess with Hazel Rachelle. 586 00:24:43,731 --> 00:24:47,481 - And, I'll make this work. 587 00:24:47,575 --> 00:24:51,075 - ♪ Don't tell me what to do ♪ 588 00:24:51,178 --> 00:24:55,038 ♪ And don't tell me what to say ♪ 589 00:24:55,142 --> 00:24:58,932 ♪ Please, when I go out with you ♪ 590 00:24:59,026 --> 00:25:03,046 ♪ Don't put me on display ♪ 591 00:25:03,150 --> 00:25:07,490 ♪ You don't own me ♪ 592 00:25:07,594 --> 00:25:11,984 ♪ Don't try to change me in any way ♪ 593 00:25:12,079 --> 00:25:13,259 ♪ You don't own me ♪ 594 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,380 - Ahh! 595 00:25:15,482 --> 00:25:17,862 - ♪ Don't tie me down, 'cause I'd never stay ♪ 596 00:25:17,964 --> 00:25:20,674 - Ahh! 597 00:25:20,767 --> 00:25:22,027 Wahh! 598 00:25:22,128 --> 00:25:26,148 - ♪ Don't tell me what to do ♪ 599 00:25:26,252 --> 00:25:29,642 - Ahh! 600 00:25:29,736 --> 00:25:33,316 - ♪ Please, when I go out with you ♪ 601 00:25:33,419 --> 00:25:36,199 ♪ Don't put me on display ♪ 602 00:25:36,302 --> 00:25:39,932 - ♪ Re-really though, Honestly ♪ 603 00:25:40,026 --> 00:25:41,166 - Hold up. Hold up. 604 00:25:41,267 --> 00:25:45,087 Ladies, hold up! 605 00:25:45,191 --> 00:25:46,251 Daddy's home. 606 00:25:46,352 --> 00:25:47,852 - ♪ Yeah yeah ♪ 607 00:25:47,953 --> 00:25:50,343 ♪ Girl gang, girl gang, squad goals, bang bang ♪ 608 00:25:50,436 --> 00:25:53,096 - Holy shit. - ♪ Sauced up, sauced up ♪ 609 00:25:53,198 --> 00:25:55,138 God, can this day get any worse? 610 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,380 - ♪ Brought the troop out ♪ 611 00:25:56,482 --> 00:25:58,262 - Oh. - ♪ And they all bang ♪ 612 00:25:58,363 --> 00:26:00,233 ♪ Girl gang, girl gang ♪ - Oh, yeah! 613 00:26:00,325 --> 00:26:03,025 - ♪ Girl gang, girl gang, girl gang, girl gang ♪ 614 00:26:03,128 --> 00:26:04,868 ♪ Yeah, squad goals, bang bang ♪ 615 00:26:04,970 --> 00:26:05,910 - Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 616 00:26:06,011 --> 00:26:07,511 [all screaming] 617 00:26:07,612 --> 00:26:11,042 [tires squealing] 618 00:26:11,136 --> 00:26:12,556 - Whoo! 619 00:26:12,657 --> 00:26:13,757 - You're right! That is fun to say! 620 00:26:13,858 --> 00:26:17,758 [laughter] 621 00:26:17,862 --> 00:26:20,532 Oh, my goodness. Good work, ladies. 622 00:26:20,625 --> 00:26:22,005 Now, we may have smashed the place, 623 00:26:22,106 --> 00:26:24,206 but at least we know he's not cheating. 624 00:26:24,309 --> 00:26:25,809 - Right. - Yeah, mission accomplished. 625 00:26:25,910 --> 00:26:27,450 - Oh, yeah. Now, I'm gonna text Ari 626 00:26:27,552 --> 00:26:30,782 and let her know that David is as boring as always. 627 00:26:30,875 --> 00:26:32,415 - Well, that's for sure. 628 00:26:32,517 --> 00:26:34,217 - And we gotta go somewhere where we can get plucked. 629 00:26:34,318 --> 00:26:36,738 - I know that's right. - Ooh, and I have to call Gary, 630 00:26:36,841 --> 00:26:38,341 because I hung up on him so quick 631 00:26:38,442 --> 00:26:40,952 when he said David was home-- well, coming home. 632 00:26:41,045 --> 00:26:45,185 I just have to-- 633 00:26:45,289 --> 00:26:46,789 can someone just call my phone? 634 00:26:46,891 --> 00:26:48,711 - Oh, I'll call it. 635 00:26:48,812 --> 00:26:50,592 - Don't tell me you left your phone in David's apartment. 636 00:26:50,694 --> 00:26:51,704 - No, I'm not saying that. I'm not gonna tell that to you. 637 00:26:51,775 --> 00:26:53,395 - ♪ Troop out ♪ 638 00:26:53,497 --> 00:26:55,117 - Hello, this is David Montgomery. 639 00:26:55,219 --> 00:26:57,959 I'd like to report a break-in at my apartment. 640 00:26:58,061 --> 00:27:01,531 ♪ ♪ 641 00:27:01,625 --> 00:27:03,045 - ♪ Girl gang, girl gang ♪ 642 00:27:15,078 --> 00:27:16,178 - ♪ Number one yeah, I'm still number one ♪ 643 00:27:16,279 --> 00:27:17,779 - ♪ Hell yeah ♪ 644 00:27:17,881 --> 00:27:19,221 - ♪ Number one, always be number one ♪ 645 00:27:19,322 --> 00:27:20,822 - ♪ Ah-ooh ♪ 646 00:27:20,924 --> 00:27:22,034 - ♪ Party down took you from minor to major ♪ 647 00:27:22,125 --> 00:27:23,625 - ♪ Ah-ooh ♪ 648 00:27:23,726 --> 00:27:25,066 ♪ You wanted video, the fruits of my labor ♪ 649 00:27:25,168 --> 00:27:26,748 - ♪ Hell yeah ♪ 650 00:27:26,849 --> 00:27:28,189 - ♪ Number one yeah, I'm still number one ♪ 651 00:27:28,291 --> 00:27:29,751 - ♪ Hell yeah ♪ 652 00:27:29,852 --> 00:27:31,072 - ♪ Number one, always be number one ♪ 653 00:27:31,173 --> 00:27:32,843 - ♪ Ah-ooh ♪ 654 00:27:32,935 --> 00:27:34,035 - ♪ Don't forget it, yeah, I'm still number one ♪ 655 00:27:34,136 --> 00:27:35,356 - ♪ Hell yeah ♪ 656 00:27:35,458 --> 00:27:37,318 [fingers snap] - Whoo! 657 00:27:37,420 --> 00:27:39,420 [animal bleats]